Today I'm gonna show you my favorite recipe! 'Cos everybody's been askin me for weeks They wanna know how to get a boy on his knees and make him do anything that you please!
I think they always like a bit of a tease A little spice, but not enough to sneeze I think they always like a bit of a tease...
Get a little pinch of salt for his wounds Something to crush his ego 'till it's bruised To sedate him, a couple gallons of booze The Queen of Ice suggests silent treatment, too
Spend his money and then threaten to sue If he even DARES lay a finger on you Spend his money and then threaten to sue...
I GO TO WORK LIKE IT'S NOTHING WHILE I PREHEAT THE OVEN JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS THE BOYS THEY ALL LOVE IT
THEN THEY START TO THROW MONEY AND IT FALLS ALL AROUND ME IT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY NOW THEY'RE HOOKED, IT'S SO FUNNY
And I can bake a real nice cake Call me @L1LDebbie 'cos I'm mobbin all day I might not have the purple or the grape, but I'll be DAMNED if a MAN thinks he's gettin his way
Come into my kitchen, start lickin the ground Look for a trace of @k0kayna, drug sniffin hound That's about all you get 'till the money's found If I hear you talkin 100s that's my dinner bell sound
Break a man's ego, he belongs to you Get him all battered like a wife, boo Have another you can fuck while he works for you And if he doesn't bring the money back he doesn't get food
Get your friends on board so there's no one left Let him know you're the best that he'll ever get He won't be able to speak without a second guess, but I don't really care... I just use him for sex!
I GO TO WORK LIKE IT'S NOTHING WHILE I PREHEAT THE OVEN JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS THE BOYS THEY ALL LOVE IT
THEN THEY START TO THROW MONEY AND IT FALLS ALL AROUND ME IT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY NOW THEY'RE HOOKED, IT'S SO FUNNY