buy me lots of gifts cos im on the track spend the money that you saved for your mom on crack
dont you know youre the best gift that she could ask just tell her who it's for she wouldn't dare get mad
if you really wanna show me how you feel get ready to skip a couple hundred meals i need some hard monetary evidence that it's real so step it up, the holidays are near
boys who have bad taste in gifts are usually boys who get none of this dont waste your time wrapping up your shit uninspired basic presents? things to which im allergic
i'm a goddess, we're talking human sacrifice and a ceremony where i get worshipped i need the spark and the flare something impressive not a boring tree, check my christmas list