KOKAYNA - MISS KOKAYNA | Текст песни

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• KOKAYNA
• MISS KOKAYNA

Good morning, class
My name is Miss Kokayna, and I'm your instructor
Please take a seat, and then we'll begin

Class is in session, 'cos I'm back on the track
They needed me to teach a lesson to you petulant brats!
So get your library cards, put on your thinking caps
Your feeble minds are gonna REALLY have to work to pass!

Get a pencil and a million notebooks ASAP
You can forget about your social studies, science, and math
It isn't gonna help you much with MY lesson plans
There isn't room for slacking; you'll have no time for friends!

If you were wondering? Yup, I am a tough grader
It's not my problem if you can't afford a calculator
I'll be providing extra help later,
but don't expect me to dumb it down- I won't cater!

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN
IF YOU WANT AN A+
MY RESPCT CAN'T BE EARNED-
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

YOU'D BETTER WAIT YOUR TURN
AND RAISE YOUR HAND TO TALK
ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE...
MISS KOKAYNA IS THE BOSS!

If I catch you texting when I'm giving a lecture,
I'll take your phone and smash it and burst out in laughter
I'm gonna make you cry by the end of the school year
And if I don't? You'll probably still be a failure

I better not hear any talking after the bell
And if I do, I'll make your life a living hell
And by the way, I'M the one who dismisses you all
If you leave a minute early then you just might faiil

My class is humbling because I'm such a tough grader
Don't be surprised if a test is no calculators
They always come and thank me months later
They get dependent on Kokayna, still, I don't cater

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN
IF YOU WANT AN A+
MY RESPCT CAN'T BE EARNED-
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

YOU'D BETTER WAIT YOUR TURN
AND RAISE YOUR HAND TO TALK
ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE...
MISS KOKAYNA IS THE BOSS!

Well, it seems like a lot of you aren't keeping up
Unfortunately, the pass/fail deadline has already passed,
so I guess you'll just have to take the F...
...or kill yourself

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN
IF YOU WANT AN A+
MY RESPCT CAN'T BE EARNED-
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

YOU'D BETTER WAIT YOUR TURN
AND RAISE YOUR HAND TO TALK
ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE...
MISS KOKAYNA IS THE BOSS!