You're old. (You're old) Groaning like a geezer, Feel yourself a-cracklin' Like an old has-been, Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins 'Cause you're old. [Instrumental break] You're old. (You're old) A wheezing decrepit windbag, Where you once had muscle You've got jelly rolls. Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls. Man, you're old. (You're old) You're old.