*INTRO* I am sick of performing and not getting compliments.. Look at me now, washing the dishes, NOT getting.. a compliment.
*VERSE 1* Making the dinner without being tolded If I had not did it, I would have been scolded I am working here like a chef Where is my compliment, woman? Are you deaf? Give me compliments!
Why is my impressiveness written off like as it was ofcourseness? This is importantness, give me answer or compliment, you choose.
*CHORUS* Give me compliments I said give me compliments Give me compliments I said give me compliments
*VERSE 2* Hmm, maybe my compliments is under here? No, no compliments here either.
Taking out the trash – no compliments Respecting trafficking rules – no compliments Got to work on time – no compliments And I dressed myself today No.. Fricking.. Compliments!
Everyday I do chores like a donkey Where is the applause that the circus monkeys get? It’s not fair, I’m doing my best Look at that child being rewarded with a breast.
*CHORUS* Give me compliments I said give me compliments Bitte, schnell Give me compliments I said give me compliments Bitte, schnell
*VERSE 3* Not giving away compliments, are we? Jawohl, typical.
Where is my “Great job”? Where is my “Good work”? Where is my pat on the head? Where is my “Oh My God you are the most impressive human being I have ever met!” Point being: where is my compliment?
*CHORUS* Give me compliments I said give me compliments Give me compliments! Give me compliments I said give me compliments Where is my compliments? Give me compliments I said give me compliments You – give me compliment! Give me compliments I said give me compliments
*OUTRO* Please, help me, I’m starving for compliments Hey, read the sign, you schnitzel! I want compliments, not money Oh, sorry. You have a nice turtleneck. What? Oh me? Oh thank you it’s really kind of.. I just threw something on this morning, nothing special Eh thank you, I mean.. I’m really bad with compliments, but thank you.