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Forgive me rabbi for asking, but if this is it-
We’re all just gonna die
Then all that stuff about the judgment and heaven, that was all a lie
It’s not what it says in the Torah
Not a single believer was right
So why have I wasted my life on this
If the answer’s a meteorite?

All the time I’ve wasted
Thinking Jews was “it”
After all it turns out, that the Mayans was the shit
Oh no more Mr. Jewboy
Goodbye kosher, farewell lies
If this is the doomsday
Then I’ll live it like the last day of my life

I’ve never tasted pork meat
Well here’s a chop for you
Never tasted vodka
Or partied all night through (Let’s go!)
I’m sick of you Mr. Bossface
Just kick him in the balls (OK!)
It’s over now Mrs. Wifetits
And you can keep the kids
‘Cause now it’s serious me-time
No more need to pray
We should thank the Mayans
For this ego-tripping, fabulous doomsday

And now, the incredible Lederhosen Four and their
Grave-tapping extravaganza
I could get in serious trouble for dancing on graves guys!
Not today you won’t! Cause this here is the right doomsday to do it!

Of course you might say, dancing on graves
Sort of is lame, doesn’t matter ‘cause tomorrow
Ain’t coming! Anyway!

I never respected the Buddha
Don’t let fat people lead you astray
I get raging boners at public pools
And there’s still one more thing left to say:
I’M GAY!!!

See the world (see the world), and laugh at the starving children
Hear the roar (hear the roar) of the last white tiger as it’s shot
And I wish I’d seen proper festive fireworks
So take me by the hand follow me
To the biggest, most beautiful you’ve ever seen in your life
It’s beautiful Gunther!

So do your worst now tell us
‘Cause I have no regrets
Come on get me, fuck you rabbi!
Screw you Jesus, Bossface burn in hell!
Doomsday!

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