I’ve always been a good boy Trying to be nice to each and everyone If it’s a crime being a good boy, well you just have to arrest me
I tell old me to sit where I sat, I’m a good boy (good boy) I tell all the girls that they don’t look fat, a good boy (Espeacially not you) I give free hugs to people who are sad And hey, Mr. Hobo, have the rest of my kebab And if I see an immigrant, I say “Hello” Good boy
I give free backrubs to my stressed out friends like a good boy (You’re so tense) I tell people on the internet to make amends, I’m a good boy They just need love
I’m walking young ladies home at night I try to stay a little bit outta sight I don’t want to cause a fright
It’s ok! I’m a good boy!
Being good to the whole human race Just wanna make the world a better place
I’m a good boy A self-sacrificing good boy
Some call it a curse, I’m just trying to bring balance to the universe
You don’t have to thank me Shhh, no don’t say a word Cuz being a good boy is it’s own reward
I’m sober at the party, keep the music down Reminding everybody there are neighbours all around If someone tells a joke I make sure it’s clean Things can be funny without being mean (good boy) If someone has too much, I’ll help them with the rest Pour it out the sink, they know it’s for the best Hey, Steve, why you giving me that look? Do you need a hug now, hug now?
Hey, man, this is not cool. We all basically hate you and we want you to leave
I hear you I think I know what you’re trying to say, Steve
You’re hurting inside and you project it on me That’s okay because
I’m a good boy They’re sacrificing the good boy I’m so misunderstood, but I turn the other cheek like a good boy should The world ain’t ready for good boy, no no no The same thing happened to this friend I know 2000 years ago