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I can't sleep, I'm wide awake
I'm counting hours. turning crazy
I am going crazy
I'll be late for work again
I'll be cranky, I'll be lazy
Oopsie daisy
My pyjama's soaking wet...from sweat...
...and my arm numb again
So lucky that arm, sleeping peacefully
I shouldn't bitch about this, I know
I should take it like a man
Maaaaaaan
But I'm a tender, fragile boy
I need protection, love and affection
It's so embarrassing to admit
But man, I have to man boy up and do it
We've only been together for a couple of months
I know this is just a one night stand...
...so this might feel a bit too soon
I wanna be the little spoon
I have been big spoon forever
Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now
You may stay over however...
...turn around!
Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now

What a lovely day today
Don't you think, Jose?
Nah, did i park wrong?
Give me two of those
I got spooned last night, you see
Oh yeah, Grandma, that's right
I got spooned last night
Twice!
Nice!
Is this your dog's work, old man?
Well, I'll take it to the trash can
I got spooned last night...
...don't care about a little bit of shit in my hand
Baby, spoon me all night long
Spoon me to the beat of the song
Baby, spoon me in public, I don't care
C'mon, baby, spoon me right fucking' here
Spoon me up against the wall
I said, spoon me from behind
C'mon tighter, baby
Upside down, maybe
In costumes then combined

I'm tired, is it my turn soon ?
Shut up!
Baby, get behind and be the big spoon
I wanna be the little spoon
Shut the fuck up!
Imma gonna be the little spoon now
But you're supposed to be the big spoon
Supposed? Cuz I'm a man?
You don't understand

We all started in our mother's womb
Wich is like one big ass spoon
But men ain't gettin' no spoons out here
It's not like mothers have wombs to spare
We tried to spoon like this and that
We tried to spoon both here and there
We tried to get back up in the womb
What the hell, son ?
Sorry!
I even tried the biggest spoon I could find
Well!

Ir's the most basic need of all
Spooning's essential, core existential
It's fundamental to get spooned in the rear...
...or the consequences can be severe
there's a reason why the world...
...is full of frustration, misery and war
From internet haters to Kim Jong-un
We have never ever been spooned
Never been spooned

You gotta stand up for spooning
Shout out!
"Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now"
No more will your beauty sleep be ruined
No descussion!
Imma gonna be the little spoon now
This is a spoon revolution
End the spoon starvation...
...for half of the population
Spoon eachother...
...cuz that's the sollution
Yin and yang, that's where it's at
If i spoon you, you gotta spoon me back...
...bitch!

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