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Hey guys, let’s make one last skit
One last bit
One last fun
Something we’ve never done
(Okay, does anyone have any great ideas?)

How about a skit purely on the word "Yes"
Or mock all the Finns for the way that they dress
Flushing down a newborn, asexual porn
A snail, having the time of his life
A man who saves up his poo
To support his wife

It’s been done
We’ve done it before, we’ve done it before
Did it, done, done
We’ve done it before, it’s been done

We did it, a mole that can talk
A rock star that despises rock
We’ve done that, awkward moments in space
A romantic film about love in your face
A hunter hunting for ants
An intellectual penis in the pants
We’ve done all that
And we can never ever do it again

Speaking of dicks, how ’bout a really big one?
(Did it!)
But not a really really really really big one
(Ah, come on!)
We made a nine meter penis, it’s been done
But how about we act out
Aliens embarrassed by the way that they looked in the 80’s
(Okay!)

Let’s do that
Open up your alien drawer
Put on your alien hat
Nah, shit, we’ve done it before

We did it, pants too tight
Claiming women’s menstrual rights
We’ve done that, anthropologist
And the alien psychologist
We did it, pregnant in the ass
And a guy that’s sitting on a knæss
We’ve done all that
And we can never ever do it again

Nothing left to do
Goodbye TV2
And all youtubers, too
Thank you for the laughs
No, it’s not time to choke
Come on, one last joke
(What about an exciting boar?)
An exciting boar?
I don’t think we’ve never ever done that skit before!

[skit]
Now we’ve done that, too

We did it, double chin advice
(Done!)
Exciting action movie with flies
(Did it!)
We’ve done that, Quality Time
(Done!)
Gay superheroes fighting crime
(Did it!)
Easter European song
(Done!)
Rollerblading in a thong
(Did it!)
We’ve done all that
And we can never ever ever ever do it again

(Let’s Bruno Mars this mutha’fucka!)

We did it, Airbrain
A sausage sucking royal Dane
We Bruno, making on stuff
Rapping on bed, being really rough
We fucking did it, offending blacks
Pirates that doesn’t want to pay tax
We’ve done all that
And we can never ever do it again

Did it, done, done
Pregnant man, dick is a pen
Did it, done, done
Nervous feet, dry humping the street
Did it, done, done
Magic bag, evil fag
Did it, done, done
Cock tease, dancing obese
Did it, done, done
Without knees, Mr Sneeze
Did it, done, done
Life in slo mo, raped by a pillow
Did it, done, done
It’s all been done so we’re done
Did it, done, done
And we can never ever ever ever do it again

Skvubbi skvubbi dit dat
Skvubbi dubbi dubbi dibbi dibbi, Røysbjørg did it, come on!
We skvubbi dubbi did it, skvubbi dubbi dabbi did dit
Did that, done that, dibbi dibbi dubbi dabbi
Røysbjørg did that, skvubbi dibb dabb dubbi duddit
Done, done, skvubbi dubbi dibbi dabbi
Dibbi dabbi, done that, did it

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