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When I was a kid I was told about puberty
I looked around and I could see
All the other guys were going through that phase except for me
They told me I was a late bloomer

I am now zweiunddreißig
I am getting a little bit impatient
When am I supposed to blossom ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
I was foretold I would blossom
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Tell me, Mr. Pediatrician
you piece of Scheiß

The other boys would hang out playing darts and stuff
The other boys
Would fart really loud and stuff
The other boys
Would measure everything they could
They would talk about the pressure from their morning wood

Some studied really hard, some picked up arts
And some just continued with the really loud farts
But most of them turned out to be all kinds of awesome
And then there was mich

When am I supposed to blossom ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
I'm still a caterpillar in a cocoon
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Will I turn into a butterfly soon ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
I want to spread my wings and fly
Cuz I can't afford any more of this
not working penis enlargement supply

Shake it, Mr. Caterpillar
When I blossom
I will live my life to the full
And not just be Heinrich
with the kleinest Schwanz in schol
With this voice and this beard
it might appear that I have bloomed
But if you want to see Heinrich Junior
you have too zoom

When am I supposed to blossom ?
Am I bloomings final frontier ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Where is my „Oh My God, you've really blossomed this year?“
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Tick tock biology
When am I supposed to blossom ?
God ? Nature ?
An apology ?

Blossom, blossom
I want to be awesome
Blossom, blossom
I want to be großome
Blossom, blossom
This is not what I've deserved
I want to blossom right now
I want to conquer the world !
Uhm, scratch that

When am I supposed to blossom ?
At 45 ?
68?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Do some tests, check my prostate
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Could we arrange a blooming before lunch or something
that would be great
When am I supposed to blossom ?
How late is late ?
Blooming specialists of the world
Be more specific !

When am I supposed to blossom ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
When am I supposed to blossom ?
Oh, so have I already blossomed ?
Ok, so it's just supposed to be
that small, and sort of... bald ?
Great
Perfect

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