Kool G. Rap & DJ Polo - Fuck U Man | Текст песни

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Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex,"
Bitches are comin' up with their friends for a nigga to hit the skins
Hopin' that Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes
But I'm leavin' bitches' vaginas with more stitches than Frankenstein
Some even had the nerve to try to give me head
And swallow the whole jimmy to make a nigga fed
But come on you bitches, don't make me laugh;
You couldn't deep throat G Rap if you was a motherfuckin' giraffe
Dag, some even fled when they saw the head
Cuz G's dick would make you seasick fuckin' me in a waterbed
Don't try to play me like no sucker
Cuz these bitches'll be callin' up Dial-a-Mattress like a motherfucker
You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me
"I'll fuck you on the A-train while I write graffiti."
I'll even fuck you in a taxi cab
And after sex with a nigga you'll be buyin' a box of maxi-pads
Soon as you open your legs
No need for no birth control, bitch, cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs
Kool G Rap, the pussy slammer
Hell, I'd be talkin' fucked up grammar if you was Bad Mamma Jamma
I ain't small, I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls
And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall
Leavin' my mark on hookers like Zorro
Plus fuckin' bitches so def like there won't be no pussy left tomorrow
Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny
I think about bowls of Cheerios because I want my nuts and honey
Talkin' to all the women that look fine
Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick and have a whale of a time
Now I'm not a deep-sea diver
But I love it when my dick's covered and smothered with saliva
Shit, might even straighten out your dentures
Because it's not just a blow job, honey, it's an adventure
But 69in', I ain't with that:
I'll go to a Chinese restaurant, bitch, if I wanna eat cats
Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, G
So when it comes to pussy-lickin', I'm the chicken of the sea
I should be on the sex channel;
Not a chump cuz I'm givin' punk-bitches better humps than camels
If you're a virgin, I'll make it fit
Because my dick'll pop the cherry and spit out the fuckin' pit
And if you're concerned, my sperm don't burn
And if it did, I'd give that nappy-headed ass a fuckin' perm
Shucks, I instruct a fuckin' lesson
You think it's painless? I hit the anus and fuck up your large intestines
Leavin' you bitches stingin' from the bangin'
My man Jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that nigga's still hangin'
Bitch, you'd rather hump a fuckin' whole army
Cuz even the Witness Protection Program couldn't hide this man's salami
You fuck around and catch a seizure
Before I fuck a ho I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia
Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple
Orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your ass into a gripple
Then I see you searchin' for the swellin'
Cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in
Got damn! I hit the ham right
Honeybuns, you can ask my Three Sons, I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke
I'm fuckin' naked girls with fly rhymes
But don't push me, because that pussy will be runnin' for it's nine lives
I know you hookers can't refuse this
But don't pick me to give no hickeys cuz I'm givin' bitches bruises
Yeah, I'll tear that pussy hole apart
For fuckin' with G Rap after dark, you'd rather jog in Central Park
So if you want kids before I fuck ya
Look at the size of my dick, and you'll adopt the motherfuckers
Shit, bitches get open like a can;
Just leave it up to G Rap, cuz I'm the neighborhood Fuck U Man

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