We are party people We are whatcha call Self-made party monsters Welcome all of yall First of all, like to welcome y'all To the 13th annual Kottonmouth Ball 'Round here anything goes Whippies, Tippies, and Trickity Hoes Bass tone, rattle your bones SC tabs and fat bong loads Sun goes up and comes back down Got a little bit of everything floatin' around We the Party Monsters settin' the bar Dedicated to substance abuse, take a whiff of my jar It be the mix of a buncha different ways To get down, cop a buzz and then spray Friends from the liquor that I'm poundin' everyday Right now, partied up on the way to the bar so let's play You take a shot, I take a shot, you take a shot We take a shot, hey We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome all to y'all We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome to the bar Party Monsters, a special guest has just arrived Please direct your attention to the red carpet Here comes none other than the most sinister monster of them all Tech N9ne All the home girls love me at hooters I'm straight Uber, MC searchin' for that cooter They know my roto rooter's a straight shooter So we dippin' and she packin' a fat booter Baby, all around the world I be hootin' And same time I be soozin' out the ooshin' I mean ocean, I threw back a couple of cold ones And I'm in motion, party pulsin' then I'm pokin' Techa Nina gettin' that loot that we rolla Haters see me and they try to shoot their Evola' Cause I got their women gettin' loose every hoe I Get wet 'cause I make them say, oh, Areola We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome all to y'all We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome to the bar Let's wreck this 'cause you know we can Pay time ballers, y'all get rap Let's wreck this 'cause you know we can Pay time ballers, y'all get rap Yell, damn what the others say hell, yeah We could be the ones to bring the party back in here So let the pace drop and the temperature rise Tequila on your drinks vibratin' in your thighs Sky melt [Incomprehensible] world wide See me on a plane movin' mile high Eyes ready to pop and my shade's all surprised [Incomprehensible] from the cell of a guy, hell of a guy You can't put your hands to the ceiling Everybody party hard, don't fight the feelin' I'mma put it out there and I can party harder than y'all Bring in heat to the brawl, I'mma monster guy We are the people that's controlling the wheel And we are the people that be makin' the deal Yes, we are the people that be up in the hill Tryin' to put the mushrooms psychedelic appeal I'm Johnny Richter, I'm the King of the Block I got a seven fold band in a twelve week stop Right about now I show an extra special chunk of respect To the monster makin' all this debauchery possible The host of the party, the extraordinary Tech N9ne Be wrecked in my brain, high on cocaine Havin' more pills and drinkin' champagne Stompin' that wheel, chewin' on 'shroom I gotta few issues that I need to work through Nobody's perfect, we all got faults I love loose women and old school cars Close down bars and sleep past two There's a killer on the loose in the bingo boom Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Y-y-you can find me pleased there with my homies They got up in the back, all the bitches know me Flex all them in the flash we'll be cold flockin' [Incomprehensible] All out, all in, yeah, yeah, I had it again Nobody fuckin' with the powers of the crown, the skin You tougher than Teflon, you're fightin' the win