Go on and think that this is love But I'm just doing what I must To fix "lonely emergencies" You can't expect romance from lust
Attachment, love and all that stuff You see, it's only one big bluff Don't let that steal from my appeal Appeal, appeal, appeal, appeal!
We all seem to think this is fun I guess it's in our nature, huh? It's like we're one big "orgasmy-nation" Overflowing, over, over Immoral acts and terms of service, lying with a fake "Love ya" Sticky situations, a multi-person love "Valigarmanda**!"
It's all swollen up now, it's starting to get messy Go faster, make me climax already Tease me and I'll tease you with words of "I love you" Make you think it's just between you and m-m-me
Could you hate someone who's so dreamy? There's no way What's that? It came unexpectedly, you say? Make me go mad, drive me far over the edge tonight You've made it grow so much, it's really gigantic, right? Don't you turn away from it, o-o-okay?
With three, two, one, we wake up and we fall in love, or at least make love Grab me, touch me, but keep this quiet, ahh, I knew it wouldn't take much I'm firm and upright, all for you or so I say, a hot fantasy I know it's true, my great asset is what you'd really like to see
I'll let you see my paradise, a taste of heaven just for you I'm throbbing, aching in your hands, but watch it, be gentle, okay? It's almost screaming, "I want you" It's growing bolder, still too shy though But once it's brought up to "easy mode" We'll go on to "serious mode"
With just one touch, every rich, dirty "bitch" Will melt into my arms with an "I need you" Don't lick it like that, almost there, I'm getting close And this round of our exciting "love game" will shortly come to a close
Picking up the pace now, we race to the finish line I'll show you I'm the best you've done it with I'll rule you with my touch and skills and make you mine I'll aim and fire and I'll shoot you with a "plus-minus-plus"
There's no turning back because this time you've gone too far with me What's that? You say it's happened too early? I'll make you feel alive, fill you with my "love potion" There is no holding back or slowing down with my gigantic—hey Now don't you go getting too distracted, okay?
(Speaking part) My "ochin" is gigantic, we call it "O.T.N" for short, you see By the way, "O.T.N" is an abbreviation of "ochinchin," if you even know what I mean It's handled with combinations of things like X and Y, X and X, or Y and Y There are handy portable synthetic O.T.N that are for use by both girls and boys If you want privacy, I'd suggest keeping your O.T.N under lock and key Now don't get the wrong idea here, I can tell what your mind is thinking Of course I'm not talking about anything sexual, that's something that's totally separate So whatever I've said above is completely age appropriate
It's all swollen up now, it's starting to get messy Go faster, make me climax already Tease me and I'll tease you with words of "I love you" Make you think it's just between you and m-m-me
Could you hate someone who's so dreamy? There's no way What's that? It came unexpectedly, you say? Make me go mad, drive me far over the edge tonight You've made it grow so much, it's really gigantic, right? Let's pinky swear with my fingers crossed secretly Lie to or with me, and I'll go trigger-happy