I’ve got a dentist Who’s over seven feet tall Mm I’ve got a dentist baby The man is over seven feet tall His name is Doctor Long John And he answers every call
You know I went to Long John’s office and said “Doctor the pain is killing me” Mmm I went to Long John’s office and said “Doctor the pain is killing me”
He said “Don’ worry baby, It’s just your cavity in need to feel a filling”
He took out his trusted drill Told me to open wide He said he wouldn’t hurt me Then he filled my hole inside
Oh Jesus, Long John Don’t you ever go away ‘Cause you thrill me when you drill me And I don’t need no novocaine today
When he got done drilling, he said “Oh baby that is going to cost you – ten” See now I thought it was gonna be more like twelve, twelve and a half Oooh, when he got done drilling, he said “Oh sweet mamma that is going to cost you – ten”
But if it ever starts in to throbbing come back and see old Long John Again and again and again and again and again Again “Mm girl, you know I will!”