Mr. sixty-nine has suddenly come to rest He died on the job that he did best Oh you lucky angels Heaven will be fine Havin' lots of fun with Mr. sixty-nine
Take care - he's hot Take care - he's cool Beware - little angels Beware - here he comes
Mr. sixty-nine, sweet sixty-nine Mr. sixty-nine, Mr. sixty-nine
It's a bad joke the way in which he died He did choke on a lady's sanitary pad Oh you lucky angels heaven will be fine Havin' lots offun with Mr. sixty-nine
Take care - he's hot Take care - he's cool Beware - little angels Beware - here he comes
Mr. sixty-nine, sweet sixty-nine Mr. sixty-nine, Mr. sixty-nine
Mr. sixty-nine, sweet sixty-nine Mr. sixty-nine, Mr. sixty-nine
Lucky angels heaven will be fine Havin' lots offun with Mr. sixty-nine, sixty-nine...