When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong You mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong When your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong, something's wrong
Something's wrong Something's wrong
When you like music more than life, something's wrong You start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong When your favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong, something's wrong
Something's wrong Something's wrong
When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong When your president's an actor, something's wrong When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong If you think that this song matters, something's wrong, something's wrong