Kurrel the Raven - Not like that (in real life) | Текст песни

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We met in a fetish chatroom
I don't remember which one
You were an otter, I was a bear
We had lots of fun

We hit it off almost instantly
Like tomato sauce and pizza crust
Our turn-ons matched up so perfectly
Yet it wasn't love, it was deeply kinky lust

We went deeper than we thought we could
Amazed at the kinks that we'd find
Sexed up text roleplay, all night and sometimes all day
Ah, we were two of a kind

The major cost was the sleep that was lost
To our virtual sinfulness
As we explored what only fantasy affords
Without reality's hindrance

One day we had an opportunity
To meet up face to face
You were in the neighbourhood on work I understood
So you came over to my place

Before I knew it, we were on the floor doing it
And that part I enjoyed
It was when you started inflating a balloon in my arse
That I got paranoid

It took a while before I opened my bedroom door
And you were well prepared
Dressed as an otter I found strangely familiar,
Offering me a costume that looked just like my bear

The crotchless bear made me baffled and scared
Moreso your collection of toys
There was whipped cream, helium and nitrous oxide -
You were obviously a naughty boy

I didn't know how to let you down
Without sounding like an ungrateful square
It was just that I was so astounded
By all the kinky stuff that you had in there

I said it appeared you had the wrong idea
Because that's not what I'm like
Online it's perfectly fine
But I'm not like that in real life

I said it appeared you had the wrong idea
Because that's not what I'm like
You see, online it's perfectly fine
But I'm not like this in real life

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