There's a problem I've been having that keeps me awake The trouble is I'm always stayin' up too late. With old t.v. re-runs and too much caffein, internet chat rooms and junk food cuisine. The later it gets, the more I resist I'm an insomnimaniac psychopathic with a twist. And I haven't had a bed time since nineteen-ninety three Old Mr. Sandman forgot about me.
Oh, deary me, look at the clock it's a quarter past three Oh, my my my, It's such a chore just to shut my eyes Oh, I'll never win, looks like I stayed up too late Again
If I lay in my bed, I'll just lay awake thinking about all of those old cable bills I should pay My eyeballs are drying up out of their sockets I keep a little bottle of no-doze in my pocket I'm crazy, insane, I'm doing just fine ain't found a better way to waste my time I never wake up till sometime round mid-day Everybody's telling me I'm sleepin my life away
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I stay quiet as a mouse, don't bother no one I make a wish list to accomplish and get some things done But I always end up, distracted and bored I play hours of pinball trying to beat my high score I make lots of new friends, at least on myspace I spent 45 minutes trying to get a good picture of my face Gotta break this sleep cycle, and rearrange my fate But I'll get to that tomorrow cause tonight it's too late