[Verse 1] I woke up this morning Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
[Chorus] I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said "Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?"
[Bridge] All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like All I want is to just have fun Live my life like a son of a gun I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say
[Verse 2] Then I woke up one morning Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair Never was my style
[Chorus] But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin'
[Bridge] All he ever wanted was to be a man But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face
[Verse 3] Then he woke up this morning Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror Then laughed and said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
[Chorus] And I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Cause it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said, “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say pretty pimpin
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror