My image is deceiving Don't start believing, what you see on the surface My face, a road map Of gullies and ravines but you don't see my genes Pumping me up, like a young juvenile Senile, but not in my dictionary Girls, yeah, you better be wary Sneak a peak at my physique, you're gonna shriek Cause I'm a health freak, palates and yoga I ginkgo baloba parsley broccoli Puffing on my magic weed flax seed 500 grams a day of horny goat weed So I can give the girls all the wood they need Proud of my stuff, when she says what's up Don't have clone my testosterone I got enough left for sex on the cell phone
I can still do it Yeah, I can still do it Oh, I can still do it Yeah, I can still do it
All hype, stereo type, a guy over eighty? Can't cut the mustard, Soft as custard What's bouncing in his head, ain't bouncing in his bed It's all a myth, and I get so pissed I make a fist with they insist My family jewels can make a Christmas list I get so pissed, when I see a swinger It's mind over matter, good God Suddenly I'm a tripod I'll pole vault a ramp like a champ I'm looking like a stamp Sex is war, no bugle tootin Until my weapon of choice (boing) is saluting The vitamin rainbow, pumping my main flow Night to day glow, and so I say so I love a dessert, I lather my body A little fat yogurt, uh-huh, oh yeah, hey!
Erectile dysfunction? I say without compunction At this particular junction Ain't my malfunction No prostate's gonna state the state my prostates gonna be in Restate the ? not the state I'm trying to be in And years before my time Put me out the pasture No longer the master And that is a disaster We're talking sun city, well shove the pity Cause I ain't living in limp dick city I eat tons of keil, I eat it like a whale My six pack abs ? Chippendale I'm the go go Cilantro my mo-jo, collard greens my green ho Beets, organic meats, gluten free wheat's