[Intro: Kxng Crooked] Every man has a higher self and a lower self. With your higher self you can achieve greatness and things beyond this planet. With your lower self you get your basic needs, but also can create darkness. Find your balance, Kxng
[Hook: Kxng Crooked] God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie
[Verse 1: Kxng Crooked] Tutankhamun, we got roots in common Mansa Musa, now a rap producer God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie My Nefertiti feed my fettuccine My Nefertari cook me calamari God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie
[Verse 2: Kxng Crooked] I'm King Arthur, the king of the authors William the Conqueror writin' apocryphas God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie My Cleopatra fucked the illest rapper I'm King Solomon writin' them songs again God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie
[Verse 3: Kxng Crooked] I'm Imhotep in that limo stretch Emperor Ming when I enter the scene God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie My Queen Isis, she know I'm the nicest My Queen Elizabeth thick on some stripper shit God bless the Kxng, homie Talk to 'em, God bless the Kxng, homie
[Verse 4: Kxng Crooked] Ramesses' what the camera sees King Taharqa, authographin' with a Sharpie marker God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie The poet laureate pourin' Moët in the lowered Ferrari Yes, y'all don't know my story yet My peoples' burden, I'm a carry it by any means necessary It's the way I was raised on that pharaoh shit (100)
[Hook: Kxng Crooked] God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie
[Verse 5: Kxng Crooked] Go Alexander on you salamanders Go Genghis Khan like a genius done God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie Like King Snake Spine of the Mayans, we giants A modern Moteuczoma, I'm a llama shooter God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie
[Verse 6: Kxng Crooked] I'm Xerxes versus (?) I'm Chief Sitting Bull, I keep gettin' pull God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie I'm Shaka Zulu, they thought it was voodoo (Voodoo) They play the trumpets when Crooked is comin' (Yeah) God bless the Kxng, homie God bless the Kxng, homie
[Outro: Kxng Crooked] It was said to be written on the Dead Sea Scrolls. Some reported that it was whispered by the Burning Bush. Kxng Crooked. The First Coming. The Second Coming of no one. Kxng Crooked