it's hard to be a jew on christmas, my friends won't let me join in any games, and i can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree, or leave water out for rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me! my people don't believe in Jesus Christ Divinity! i'm a jew a lonely jew on christmas!
Hannukah is nice but why is it, that Santa passes over my house every year. and instead eating ham i have to eat kosher Latkes. instead of Silent Night i'm singing \"Hu Hagtol Gavish\" and what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me please. i'm a jew. a lonley jew. i can't be merry, cause i'm hebrew on Christmas.
hey little boy i couldn't help but hear, you feelin left out of Christmas cheer. well i've come to say you that you shouldn't be sad, this is the one month that you should be glad. cause it's nice to be a jew on christmas. you don't have to deal with the season at all. you don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity. you don't have to go to Grandma's house with your alchoholic family.
AND I DONT HAVE TO SIT ON SOME FAKE SANTA'S LAP AND HAVE HIM BREATHE HIS STINKY BREATH ON ME! (that's right. you're a jew) A STYLIN JEW it's a GOOD time to be HEBREW ON CHRISTMAS.
= = = Сложно быть евреем в Рождество. Друзья не хотят со мной играть. И не могу я песни рождественские петь и ёлку наряжать, Или оставлять воду для Рудольфа, потому что со мной что-то не так.
Не верит мой народ в Санту Клауса. Я - еврей, Одинокий еврей В Рождество...
Ханука мне нравится, но почему Санта пролетает мой дом каждый год? И вместо того, чтоб есть ветчину, я ем кошерное латке, Вместо Молчаливого Вечера я пою хухаш, делаю гавиш... И какого хера я зажигаю эти ебучие свечи, скажите мне, пожалуйста? Я - еврей, Одинокий еврей... Я мог быбыть весёлым, Но я еврей В Рождество...