Kyle's mom's a bitch! She's a big fat bitch! She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a stupid bitch! If there ever was a bitch! She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch! Then on Sunday just to be different, She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean old bitch, And she has stupid hair! She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! She's a stupid bitch! (Woo!) Kyle's Mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)
Talk to kids around the world. It might go a little bit something like this...
[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean old bitch, And she has stupid hair! She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's Mom's a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch!
I reeeally mean it, Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, fuckin' bitch! Big, old, fat, fuckin' bitch! Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm! Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!