(Kyle) Marshall Mathers My names Kyle Spratt I live in Windsor Ontario uh long story short I rap I work at a bingo hall where Kim and her Mum play all the time and I fucking punked off her phone just to get your number to get a hold of you
(Allegedly Eminem) You're calling for Marshall?
(Kyle) yeh I got played on 955 a while back I fucking got expelled for my shit I just got fired for taking that phone to Get ahold of you bro I'd take any big rick for my fucking music man I just want you to listen to fucking one track
(Allegedly Eminem) Well you got the wrong number right now. I don't know who you're trying to get a hold of but there is no one here by that name
(Kyle) Bro I'm not fucking dumb I grew up listening to you. You think I don't know what you sound like doing a fake voice. I got fired for this shit man. You don't gotta sign me just listen to one fucking song and say one word back be like wack or sick that's all I fucking ask man and I'll leave you the fuck alone. One word. Hung up
[Verse 1] What a pathetic attempt at disguising your voice I've been bumping you since I was a boy And I idolised you until I called you And watched the risky plan that I made fall through You're a sell out, celebrity fame strung Slim sell out bitch don't you remember where you came from Spit shit wack look at that track Fack You Encore in the garbage, that shit is wack When I'm Gone was a sick ass track You explained why you're slacking Your kids are mad and Kim is mad and this and that yap yap Take another xantax go to sleep just relax You don't even love Hailie you neglect your kids You just buy them presents bitch Yeah I read the text messages on Kim's phone I know usually diss tracks from locals to famous rappers are just wack But Kyle Spratt has an insider source says Marshall beat Kim before their last divorce But that of course is just hearsay But that hearsay ain't gonna fall on deaf ears pray not Cuz nowadays myspace is hot My myspace is hard as Kim's fake tits that you're bought her Your daughter doesn't even have a father I also read that you're a dead beat dad And yo you obviously don't got no balls like me You beeped out Beyonce in No Apologies Just like you beeped out Suge in Like Toy Soldiers I'll tell you like you told Benzino dawg Put down the mic it's over You beef with bitches Yeh you pick your battles pussily I got your phone number but that shit is no good to me Cuz I called you not like a fan, not like no Stan, no just like a man I'm like man I'm 18 I live on my own I just got fired cuz I stole a cell phone At my work in Windsor at a bingo hall Where Kim Mathers plays at and shit went wrong And by the way my boy is fucking Kim Mathers And by the way I'm a real sick rapper I got expelled from high school for some shit said In a rap I spit a couple years ago I'm at my wits end
[Hook] I don't expect you to fucking sign me or nothing But please just listen once since I went through all this trouble Just to get your number Then a motherfucker Pretends that it wasn't him and hung up, like I'm a sucker Ya'll heard the intro god damn what a pathetic attempt at disguising your voice I've been bumping you since I was a boy Slim sell out where'd you come from
[Verse 2] Fuck Kim Mathers I don't care about the trick But Kim Mathers I'ma air you out bitch You ain't shit but make up, hair and outfits and fake tit and fake teeth Who cares about it bitch You can gift wrap a piece of shit But at the end of the day it's still a motherfucking piece of shit You'll still be in a trailer ugly and trashy If Em' never made it, you and your mum Kathy Nice escalade How does it feel to know you didn't even earn it Now you steal and mooch from Marshall Well lets keep it real My last piece of evidence will really seal the deal that yousa ho Yeah when I took your phone I was going through your phone Sitting at home I saw text messages from like 30 guys Like \"oh last night was good 30 times in a row\" That means you're fucking Marshall, Neil plus 90 other bros Heard your looking for me You ain't gonna find me though And I ain't got that stupid fucking video card I bluffed you, you bitch and you fell for it hard You feel all cool at the bingo like a star Always dressed like your going to the motherfucking bar Ok Kim easy you know who you are The girl from Puke, the girl who Marshall Mathers dissed and ripped through So here coke head another verse you can slit your wrists to