Making my way online Clicking fast Pages pass And I’m Homestuck Staring blankly ahead Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense Of the plot
Need an update Where’s my update And now I wonder
If I had not seen Cascade first Would I have drilled on through the worst? Now I know I’d read a thousand acts If it would just update Tonight
It’s always times like these That I theorize And I agonize And Hussie’s toying with me And everything’s so wrong But we all belong This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen
I need an update Gimme that update Sometimes I wonder
If I had stopped before Act 5 Would my dead muse be this alive? ‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts If it would just update Tonight
And I, I Just wanna let you know I, I Drown in the shipping feels I, I Don’t want to let this go I, I don’t…
Making my way online Clicking fast Pages pass And I’m Homestuck Staring blankly ahead I try to make sense, try to make sense Of the plot
Still need that update Oh where’s my update I start to wonder…
If I had not seen Cascade first Would I have drilled on through the worst? Now I know I’d read a thousand acts If it would just update… Oh-oh
If I had stopped before Act 5 Would my dead muse be this alive? ‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts If it would just update