[INTRO] It doesn’t matter if you’re a fan Or a capital F.A.N. Just put your hands up ‘Cause you’re a Homestuck, asshole
[VERSE 1] Remember when you started out When you first went to MSPA Some kid named Zoosmell with big buckteeth In a bedroom full of cakes
They said “don’t worry, power through Act 1” They said “I promise it gets better, babe” Just read the pesterlogs and you’ll go far Look at the monster they have made
[CHORUS] So let’s go paint ourselves gray Show off our god tier cosplay You’re a Homestuck, baby And you’re stuck this way
Let’s read some dirty fanfics Listen to How Do I Live You’re a Homestuck, baby You are stuck this way!
Sorry but there’s no escape Baby you are stuck this way Baby you are stuck this way
Sorry but there’s no escape Baby you are stuck this way You’re a Homestuck, baby You are stuck this way
Refresh the page, can hardly wait [x3]
Can’t wait
[VERSE 2] Go to some meetups and make new friends Tumblr kid, rejoice your truth There’s always room for creativity Show us all the cool things you can do!
A different fandom is not a sin We’re all capital F.A.N.s Love for the Betas and the Alphas and Those fucked up little Alternians!
[CHORUS]
[BRIDGE] Refresh the page, can hardly wait It’s been a week since the last update
Smash your face up against the keys He’s screwing with us, Hussie please!
You’re the only Homestuck in your town But babe, don’t let that get you down
Show off your Homestuck pride today ‘Cause baby you are stuck this way!
Erisol, PB&J Grimdorks, KanRose or JohnDave You’re a Homestuck, baby Tumblr made you this way
Cotton Candy and DaveJade Stridercest or DirkJake We’re all Homestucks, baby And we’re one and the same!
[CHORUS]
[OUTRO]
You’re a Homestuck fan hey You’re a Homestuck fan hey! We’re one big family baby And we’re stuck this way
You’re a Homestuck fan hey You’re a Homestuck fan hey We’re one big family baby And we’re stuck this way!