I’ll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck, every Homestuck should know I’ll be the Homestuck Prom Queen, screw status quo! I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck, every Homestuck should know
Becoming as popular as popular can be Making my mark, on Tumblr society I’m the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck, every Homestuck should know
See how they hang on every word that I post This toilet picture proves that I want this most I’m the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck should know
I’m strutting my stuff better than Kanaya Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Skaia I’m the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe, yeah I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck, every Homestuck should know
Because I’m the type of Homestuck Yes, I’m the type of Homestuck Yes, I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck should know…