And I know he’s been shy and nervous but won’t you give him a chance? I know he’s not typical but he’s got a pretty smile and he can dance, I just want to meet the perfect man, the perfect man Come on sir you’ve had a blonde before They’re in every corner, real fur or fake fur, With another garcon on their shoulder, on their shoulder I just want to meet the perfect man, the perfect man
Modern man, Mr modern man Someone to hold me until I drift off. Modern Man, Mr modern man Someone to fuck me, then hold me like I’m injured
I’ve seen him making sculptures in the morning bring clay and barbed wire to life, Be his housewife, maybe he can bring you to life. I just want to meet the perfect man, the perfect man
Modern man, Mr modern man Someone to hold me until I drift off. Modern man, Mr modern man Somebody dirty who covers me in finger prints.
I need a body, I need a body, I need a body I don’t mean this one I need another Someone to send me into a slumber La petite mort la petite mort
Modern man, Mr modern man etc.
You met her at a multi-sex salon and you held hands as the bleach did damage to sensitive scalps Or maybe on an Easyjet flight to who knows where, Baby, the planes about to land don’t you miss your chance to join the mile high gang… Is this your modern man?
I just want to meet the perfect man, meet the perfect man and the man is...