Hey puddin`, how ya been? It`s Harley Quinn, super villain I`m crazy smart and violent Straight out the fuckin` asylum On crazy pills with Mr. J, I love a man to spit on my face, Pull on my hair, push me off of the top of The highest of buildings, he`s Chris, i`m Rihanna I`m bad, take a lesson Get laughing hyenas, make them your henchmen And Ivy, put down that kush Here are some clippers Clean up your bush Catwomen, you think you`re stealth? I disagree, go lick yourself I`m insanely clever, a murdering jester But you can just call me the Joker molester
Welcome to our neighborhood Where being bad feels hella good Kickin` ass and takin` names Livin` like a villain should Gotham City represent You know we don`t pay no rent We stealin`, we sneakin`, We dealin` and we tweakin`