I recorded this song while getting a massage I spent the past several months hidding in my GaGarage Since I've been gone others have tried to claim the GaGa Crown When Miley tries to be me she looks like a slutty clown
Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls I'm digging through my closet tryin' to find an outfit Cus I can't decide what to weat for this video GaGa La Cage aux Folles Montage!
What if I dressed up like a bug? -That's not your best look Or stand naked behind Doug? -I have to go to work There's nothing covering my butt -That's now a new thing Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn? -What are you doing? D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E Is this a spelling bee? That skirt's not making it work. Don't twerk! R-S-T-L-N-E Quit playing Scrabble, please. You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn.
I'm done sometimes my lyrics are unintellegible. -What? Because I put emphasis on wrong syllable. -Ooooooh.~ I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz likes to read me. - You shouldn't be bragging He's not that good- I was once full of shit now, now I think shit is full of me. Check out my pixel bra-bra-bra-bra Hotter than menapause pause Give me GaGapplause plause plause Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer for me cus I'm your boss ba-boss-ba-boss. Do it!
- This is song is better than Roar. - That song is so dumb. - Katy Perry freaking sucks. - She had work done. Here comes a spolier alert I'm Ga-God Watch the church get all butthurt And I'm GaGa-Claus. P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- U-R- R-E-A-D-I-N-G- T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E Triple word score. I won.