Little Mons†ers (From "The Simpsons" episode "Lisa Goes Gaga")
When they young all little monsters Learn that they are scary Ugly, stupid, shunned by cupid Over weight and hairy But every monster needs to Find that secret deep inside That transforms Dr. Jekyll Into sexy Mr. Hyde
All my monsters are beautiful Disco Stu-tiful Square root-iful.. Old coot-iful
Monsters don't need implants or A bitch in monster car Monsters only need to love The monster that they are