I don't like to boast But our truffles are the most Ma-ma-magical in Amsterdam (And she won't, she won't) So if you have beer Broke Apollo, sit on my rear And play him like a piano man (I will, I will)
'Cause I love, love, cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin
[Chorus] I think I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane Holland tonight
Mary! Jane! Holland Mary! Jane! Holland
[Bridge] I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess But it's alright, because I am rich as piss When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland
[Chorus] I think I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane Holland tonight