I don't like to boast, But our truffles are the most Mad, magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't) So if you appear, Apollo sit on my lyre And play 'em like a piano man (I will, I will)
'Cause I love love, 'cause I love love You better than, you better than my darkest sin, Russian hookers and cheap gin.
I think that I could be fine, If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time, if you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh) Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess but it's alright, 'cause i'm rich as piss When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth, The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!
I think that I could be fine, If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time, if you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight