[Verse 2] I don't like to boast But our truffles are the most Mad-magical in Amsterdam (She won't, she won't) So if you have fear, Apollo Sit on my lyre, and Play 'em like a piano, man (I will, I will)
[Pre-Chorus] Cause I love, love, cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin
[Chorus] I think I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane Holland tonight
[Bridge] I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess But it's alright, because I am rich as piss When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!