My iPhone goes ping ping Cause your mans on my line like ding ding But it's not a ting ting Cause he eats me up like din dins Got money in the bank like ching ching And I shine like bling bling I will knock down any kingpin So don't start me up like an engine Skrrrr! I'm a show off, nip slip I go overboard, kick flip I be in the cut, snip snip Sitting back with my cup like sip sip My bars bang, yours click click I'm eating like I'm at a picnic You got too much mouth, big lips And I can't stand girls Who take their heels off when they're in a rave I'll step on your big toe Just to remind you how to behave Because you can't do them tings man How do you think? When the rave smells frowsy, cause your feet stink Cheese Wotsits Freeze, she's hostage Flow's stone cold, Steve Austin Long neck gyal, ostrich So Fly that I'm chilling in the cockpit Out all night, kinda like foxes If push comes to shove like a mosh pit You will get a dropkick to your drop lip
[Pre-Chorus 1] Haters pree me everyday then act like they can't stand me Bare girls change their friends everyday but forget to change their panties Nasty gyal that
[Chorus] That's a mad ting Mad ting (it's a mad ting) Mad ting (it's a mad ting) Mad ting (it's a mad ting) Mad ting (mad ting)
[Verse 2] Punchlines like Sharkeisha Deplete ya Do not think that you're bad online I'll backspace you and delete ya I'm going in like change in the metre You're a side salad, Caesar Give you a box like I came with a pizza So lighten up cause I'll bleach ya And big up the gyal dem Yeah big up the gyal dem I'll be Beyoncé to these girls and I'll Michelle them I don't know what else to tell them Sounding like Alvin I'll Kenan and Kel them Shell dem, bell dem! Just fall back, cause you ain't even all that I missed a call from your man last night you know, but I never called back Look don't be saying you're a good girl, when your breath smells like ballbags Your man told me that you're mad, cause he drove home and made you walk back Cause you're not that cute And your hair's uneven, you look dusty What's that on your lip looks crusty Is that a cold sore? Must be And yeah my bars are hench and they're muscly It's about to get ugly I'll upload a pic of your dog and sell it on Gumtree Just for the bants, it's all for the bants Just got back from Paris, just did a tour in France Queen of the Scene EP real soon just watch when it lands You'll have me as your ringtone, same ringtone as your dad's It's mad
[Pre-Chorus 2] Haters pree me everyday then act like they can't stand me Bare girls change their friends everyday but forget to change their panties That's nasty, change your panties That's nasty, just change your panties