Diesel: The toughest of the crew, Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew! Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate, A good drop but a flaming cheapskate! Frosty: He's the ladies man, He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can, A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you, These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze, The mighty beer bong the king of the crew! Bongadille: He's your dad, A drink from him will send you mad! Vulcan: he's the flying V, As mighty as any duck can be! Ultrabong - He's the king, A drop from him will make you sing! A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you, These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze, The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!