Fully encased in stone No one can hear me groan Never been so bored in my whole life
It's all a great big wait Unacceptable fate For the god of all chaos and strife
Sometimes, purely by chance Ponies give me a glance I'm not their circus monkey, you know
Though it all seems so dreary I know she can hear me She knows I will never let go!
'cause we're two of a kind Power's reach unconfined She's the Yin to my Yang, yes sirree Says "We can't coexist" But my dear, I insist This world would be boring without me They'd be lost They'd be lost Face it, they'd all be lost without me
Dancing bears everywhere Chocolate rain here and there Oh, enjoying your new ruler yet?
And I laughed, I admit When the princess threw a fit And sent The Elements after my head
Applejack's now a liar Pinkie's laughter has died And I gave Rarity what she desires
Rainbow Dash couldn't take it For Cloudsdale she ached But let's not talk about Fluttershy
Hey Princess, it is I Are you wondering why Harmony has failed, well come and see Oh, I know it's so great All that I can create Hey guess what? Now the world belongs to me! Now get lost! Yeah, get lost! Hey guess what? Now the world belongs to me!
As I sit on my throne and admire All my chaos, with glass for dessert I see The Elements aren't yet tired. WAIT! That looks like it actually....hurts. OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!
Are you kidding me, man? Am I stone-cold again? Just when I started to like being free But don't worry, don't fret It's not the end of me yet I'll be back with a vengeance, you'll see And you'll have lost You'll have lost I'll be back with a vengeance, you'll see
(Spoken) Just as long as you don't put me back in that same old spot in the garden... Like, seriously, why not just turn me to stone and then banish me to the moon? I mean, that HAS worked before, hasn't it-- Oh wait...