[Verse 1] I'm fucking hideous and spiteful When I'm left to my devices I soak my tentacles in ice baths If you feel a draft
[Chorus] I'll be home indoors, I'll be home indoors Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts On being a jellyfish
[Verse 2] Same thing I wish for every new year Cuz I'm lazy and a loser They don't come true I'm blaming everyone but myself
[Chorus] I'll be home indoors, I'll be home indoors Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts On being a piece of shit
[Bridge] Should I go shake out on the sidewalk Or should I stay inside and shine in artificial light If I could I would do it so much better off than try I won't be failing if I don't so I'll sit with stingers ready In case somebody comes To fill my head with petty jealousy And show me all the things I could be doing If I were a vertebrate, but it's comfortable Not wondering at all if I'd've made it
[Chorus] Should I'd've stayed at home in doors, I'll be home in doors, Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts on being a piece of shit, I'm being a piece of shit, you're right I'm a jellyfish