"Welcome to the theatre, to the magic, to the fun Where painted trees and flowers grow, and laughter rings fortissimo And treachery's neatly done. Now you've entered the asylum, this profession unique actors are children playing hide-and-ego-seek.
So welcome, Miss Eve Harrington, to this business we call show. You're on your way to wealth and fame Unsheathe your claws, enjoy the game You'll be a witch but they'll know your name from New York to Kokomo So welcome to the theatre, my dear, you'll love it so!
Welcome to the dirty concrete hallways Welcome to the friendly roaches, too Welcome to the pinches form the stangehands, it's the only quite thing they do! Welcome to PHiladelphia critics Welcome to Librium and Nembutal Welcome to a life of laryngitis Welcome to dark toilets in the hall
Welcome to the plot you thougth would run for years. Welcome to a world of fears and cheers and tears. So, welcome to the theatre with some luck you'll be a pro. you'll work and lsave and scratch and bite You'll learn to kill with sheer delight You'll only come alive at night, when you're in a show.
So welcome, to the theatre-you fool, you'll love it so!"