Lauren G.; Mic the Microphone - Flyin' Derpy | Текст песни

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• Flyin' Derpy

<Cyril Lyric>
Yo, this is the thing.
They call her Ditzy Doo, not Derpy Hooves
Her name is Ditzy Doo
Don't like it? Then fuck you.

<Chorus (Mic)>
They see her flyin
They hatin
They try to put her down when she's flyin' derpy
Ya know dat she's flyin derpy
She's a strong mind
Though cross-eyed
Still they put her down because she's flyin' derpy
Ya know dat she's flyin' derpy

<Lauren G>
Yall ponies don’t know me, laugh when you see me fly into a tree, check it up with my ocular disease, assumin’ some low fuckin pedigree

When I’m flying, you know I ain’t lyin, travel with the Doctor screwin’ time an’, never once didja catch me cryin’ just gittin’ straight on all this trait assignin’

I’ve been legit up and down this shit, all my love goes out to my two babies, its ridiculous that you get incredulous about fillies, and all the earth ponies you know dey hate me.

If I got my innocence how come you get my dissonance, my bubble butt luminescence, muffins in your straight-eyed conscience makes your taunts so evanescent

Discrimination like no other, only hardcore bronies are my brothers, every mare with their stuck up druthers can suck on my wings and make them harder

I’m beyond OG that’s simple, I never asked to not be level, but now that I’m here you better lay still, or you’ll get hit with a glock, safe, and an anvil, Welcome to Ponyville

<Chorus>

<Mic the Microphone>
I've been makin' muffins
Stuffin'
Letters in your box like nothin'
Bluffin'
Goin' cross eyed every time I try to fly
Droppin' random shit on your head as I soar through the sky

I'm Derpin'. Straight lurkin' in your chicken coop. Just perkin'
Up when I hear you all singin' it's ringin' loud clear
In my head my head and you know I'm bringin'

Mad skills when I go bobbin' for apples
I wear my poker face when I'm dealin' with assholes
Make ya frown hard cause I'm always causin' hassles
When I'm flyin' in the sky and crash in to the castle

And I hear you laughin' cause ya think I'm crazed
With my eyes goin' crossed like I'm in a daze
But when you turn yourself around then you will be amazed
I hear my muffin tell me, "SET THE PLACE ABLAZE"

And you know I'll be the one always workin' hard
The most dedicated pony that ya seen by far
I got a kid at home. You know I got feed her
Don't let the look in my eyes ever decieve ya

I'm a queen; A being of higher standards
I'm gonna blow your mind; leave no room from banter
Everypony take a look I'll set the pace at Canter
I'm fly filly; Best around. You know it can't hurt.

<Chorus>

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