She was just seventeen If you know what I mean When she appeared unclean In a gentlemen's magazine, I was at the barbers shop Getting my hair cut Picked up amateur photographer Just for a quick look, There on the pages Spread in front of me To my untimely horror Was virginal sweet Shirley, Lying there in a bath of milk She's showing skin as smooth as silk With her legs spread a kimbo My daughters a naked bimbo My daughters a naked bimbo, Out of the hairdresser (hairdresser) Pent full of rage (rage, rage) My daughters image (image) I have to save (save, save), Down to the newsagent (agents) Full speed and stealth (stealth, stealth) I'll buy every copy (copy) Wipe out the top shelf (shelf, shelf) Paranoid Polaroid did your daddy read up on his Freud! Then I'll confront Shirley And ask her what's the game Why her legs were round her neck Has she got any shame? "I didn't know what I was doing Honestly I did'nt Daddy He just came in through the front door Camera, smiles all happy", Said "Little girl It's flesh for cash So grab your Matey And get in the bath", Nobody will ever find out Why don't you use a false name Like Sue from Durbon Or Rod, Freddy or Jane, But you know that I found out Because in that mag I peeked So bugger off up to bed And no supper for a weak