(Intro) Look at Lazy motherfuckin' Wu And put yа hands up higher This you have not seen We'll arrange a nice buster Introducing you "U.R.D.A." Time is too late, yeah, let's go!
(Verse 1) U.R.D.A. U're Ready Die Again It's impossible to save, man, it's not a game Some bitch trying to fuck your tired brain You're die again, man, u're ready die again By the way you're playing with death, in your head a mess But you are healthy, you don't need a tests Maybe more, maybe less but on you will go cracks I'm not Jesus, but if you respect me, yeah, I will bless ya
(Chorus) Red lightning strikes on your thread called DNA When you go home, man, don't go into the lane If I shoot the your ass, it will not be a crime You know me dude, I'm Lazy Wu, so i will be fine
(Verse 2) I like good girls but I never refused from hoes Just telling you, I sort out them deep enough Motherfuckers friends worthless henpecked husbands Mr. Wu goes to you, and with me comes my knuckles Pour me another scotch and I'll blow this bar dammit I think I will be able to become as famous Like Eric Eazy-E, man, and you can see it Haha, u're right I'm sure you also wanna be Move yo buttocks, babу, thee fucks Lazy I think you're trying own tities to kill me Goddamn! I again digress from the story I just trudge on vulgar jokes, right homie Tell yo coward boyfriend that I shoot him in the knee And then spending in the trunk in a distant trip Here we go, and I know, you're a hoe, let yа go You fell low, suck my dick and then I'll blow ya, yeah!
(Verse 3) Every second bitch in Hollywood really wants me I'm trying to run away but they still wants me It really looks like a blurb deodorant Axe Where each girl struggles to lick ugly hairy ass I'm not tall but my dick often prevents me from walking But I'll get to the top of the hit parade as Mary Hopkin My crossbow charged letter to my cool crazy song She already at the start and ready pierce your corazon You writing glamorous songs? - click clack - BANG Bitch, having fun with my hoe? - click clack - BANG Stole the keys to my car? - click clack - BANG Lazy Wu finished the war - click clack - BANG I do my thang and don't get up man in my way Before you look back, you will be crushed my Escalade My G-Funk crazy, my name is Lazy For someone I'm angel and for you razor, bitch!
(Outro) The show U.R.D.A. came to an end But we shall meet again Repeat after me U.R.D.A. (8)