Lazyboy - Man Woman (Yin & Yang) | Текст песни

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Woman without a man is nothing.
Woman without her... man is nothing.

Yeah, you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance.

Women have their faults.
Men have only two.
Everything they say and everything they do.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They have experienced pain and bought jewellery.
Women have two weapons: cosmetics and tears.
I’m a perfect house keeper: every time I leave a man I keep his house.
No woman has ever hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.

Yeah, you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance.
(x2)

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Men forget everything.
Women remember everything.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along
But it doesn’t stop her from having fun with all the wrong ones in the meantime.
The real reason why it’s so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking
Is because they all have boyfriends already.
A successful man is one that makes more money than his wife spends.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Yeah, you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance.
(x2)

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"Woman driver" really means someone who doesn’t
Speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than men have.
"It’s a guy thing" really means
It’s irrational, illogical, stupid and extremely low.
"Oh don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s no big deal" really means
I’m about to die but before I die I want you to remember me as a strong proud man who never cried.

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If you want to learn more about a woman watch sex in the city.
If you wanna learn more about men take a good look at Homer Simpson.

Yeah, you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance.
(x2)

The difference between light and hard is that men can sleep all night, with the lights on.

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