Pwn ur FACE! (original by Lady Gaga) for "Songs Of Summoned" contest
Intro----- Mark- CC ULTI AP AD Sergio- bff piff Alan- we need an initiator, cho'gath rammus poppy shen or taric no he's more defensive. Noah- BAN SHEN Roger- Lets counter pick
First Verse----- Mark- CC ULTI AP AD Sergio- bff piff Alan- Warmog's armor force of nature I don't know what I should go for Noah- Warmog's armor force of nature I don't know what I should go for Roger- ... Kent- This is our 5th game and we've lost every one so far, It's our team comp that needs a buff for us to raise the bar and we know since they're all a.p. we need some more m.r. and we all need rule 17 for us to stay on par So you go cho i'll go teemo I got a blind you gank 'em from behind Lets pick, a warwick singed fiddlesticks we'll show these ragers they aint got no pancake mix!!
Chorus----- Mark- Nom Sergio- bff piff Alan- Nom Noah- Nom Roger- Push Gank Kill the foe and when I pop my ulti that's when you teemo is a freaking space man push gank kill the foe and when I pop my ulti that's when you we are gonna pwn these noobies Kent- Carry my, carry my, carry my team to an ace! Go go go go Carry my, carry my, carry my team to an ace! go go go go
Second Verse----- Mark- We are gonna pwn these noobies Sergio- bff piff Alan- p p p pwn their face p p pwn their face, no wait we need to play d and evaluate their skill, throw your crow, defend, there are five in middle, guys i need to blue pill Noah- I wanna roll the team lets rush in for the kill, tower dive, no here's an opportunity for me to start a push, no push, i'll get this kill Roger- Pwn Their Face, comon guys we need tanks to gank their players from the bush, GO, we need a tank to save this countergank, we, need fiddle Kent- pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew lay my satelite and,
Second Chorus All same as first chorus, except Roger- Push Gank Kill the foe, and when I pop my ulti that's when I can't believe you solo'd warwick Push gank kill the foe, and when i pop my ulti that's when you i'm just getting this buff real quick
Bridge- Mark- We just got pwned by these noobies, We are gonna pwn these noobies Sergio- bff piff Alan- Jesse Perring will you guide us? Noah- Jesse Perring will you guide us? Roger- Jesse Perring Kent- d d d d don't chase they will pwn your face, g g g g got aced got put in our place. O.K. we all understand we have a plan and now we're goin so send cho' in see they're running get to stunning growin' crowin' slowin' cho'gath ate their twisted fate initiated they got baited should be baron should we wait no we learned not to hesitate GO
Third Chorus All same as first chorus, except Roger- Push Gank Kill the foe, and when I pop my ulti that's when you one thing we learned in the last one Push Gank Kill the foe, and when I pop my ulti that's when it's never too early to baron!
Out-tro Mark- Jesse Perring made our team see that we could achieve a victory, victory Sergio- bff piff Roger- p pwn ur face