League of Legends - Playing Drunk | Текст песни

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• League of Legends
• Playing Drunk

why am i writing this?

Stumble in the front door quarter to one
Night isn't over - i'm still looking for fun
Make my way to my room to play some League of legends
Snkeay like a ninja so i don't wake my parents

He can't see straight
He's the guy you hate
Who loses your games when you're playing this laaate

Now if you're gonna play drunk and you wanna be leet
The threee steps to follow to be like meeeee
STEP ONE
Let your team you're intoxicated
*hey guys i'm drunk
*dude i'm so wasted
STEP TWO
Now your team knows that you're cool
instalock any champion because you rule
STEP THREE
Don't worry about counterpicks in your lane
Just assume that the enemy can't play.
And feel free to go afk,
Your team won't need you at the start of the game

I think i'm making pro plaaaaays
I think i'm the beeest
But i can tell by your attituuuude
You're not impreeesed
Loosing all the gaaaames
But i'm still having fuuuun
Cuz at the end of the daaaay
I'm playing druuuuunk!

SKABRUBNADAO!

I'm dead
30 seconds till i'm alive
And i think i'll get a beer and be back in time
I'm in the kitchen
Wait.. Why am i here?...
OH YEAH A BEER!
So i grab a beer and i close the fridge
And i'm hungry so i think i'll make a sandwitch
*sandwitch!
I put it on a plate and sit on the couch
Sandwitch is good... OH SHIT THE GAAAAME!!!
*Oh shit the gaaame

Run back to the room,
Defeat on my screen
And i've been reported by every member of my team
I'm not done, I'm gonna play another game
I take a drink, click home and queue agaaaain

In his inebriated state he falls for every bait
And loses your games when you’re playing this laaate
He’s back from a date it didn’t go that great
So he’s losing your games ‘cause he couldn’t get laaaaaid

I think i'm making pro plaaaaaays
I think i'm the beeest
But i can tell by your all caaaaps
You're not impreeeesed
Loosing all the gaaaames
But i'm still having fuuun
Cuz at the end of the daaaaay
I'm playing druuuuuuuunk