Well, I bought a plastic Jesus And I put him on my dash And I told that plastic Jesus You`re here to save my ass Well he just turned his back And that Jesus up and ran So I drove down to the crossroads But the devil he just laughed Yeah standin`on the crossroads Looking at me spat He said don`t stand a chance When I won`t save your ass See, my doctor T. done told me son You`re going fast So choose you next words wisely Cause they might be your last I could not help but ask Can`t someone save my ass