Verse 1 I’ve traded my Miata for a family mini van This great American dream somehow got out of hand From tan lines and bikinis to slimming panty hose From my bust line to my waist line I’ve changed from head to toe
Chorus They ask me how I do it They say it’s gonna kill you girl At times it drives me crazy But I wouldn’t trade it for the world 24-7-365 I’m on the job I’m your typical everyday worn out multi-tasking Supermom
Verse 2 I’ve done the bottles & the diapers I’ve even read Little Bo Peep Lord for 15 minutes Can I lay me down to sleep No there’s dishes and dinner I’ve got no time to spare I’d ask for help from hubby but he’s sleeping in his chair
Verse 3 I’m a doctor and a nurse Without a PHD Lord who needs a practice When you’ve got reality A runny nose, smelly toes And bottoms to be cleaned Lord you know I love them But sometimes I want to scream
Bridge Now girls I’m not complaining But I want you to know If you don’t do some venting You’re bound to explode I hope you don’t mind my preaching Lord I’m telling you the truth So say a prayer for me And honey I’ll say a prayer for you
I’m doing just fine thanks for asking This super mom!