Legally Blonde Musical - Chip On My Shoulder | Текст песни

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Woah, Elle, What's up.. Doc?
Elle: Love
Emmet: Excuse me?
Elle:I put my faith in love,
I followed where it led.
Emmet: Love led you here?
Elle: To my personal circle of HELL!
It has not worked out well,
I wish that I were dead,
Cuz instead of a wedding and love
I'm flunking out of school,
A total laughing stock!
Someone he and his friends can just mock.
So, go on, here's my head. Just hit it with a rock.
Emmet: Wait.
Go back.
You came out here, to follow a man.
Harvard Law was just part of that plan.
Man, what rich, romantic planet are you from?
Elle: Malibu?
Emmet: Instead of lying outside by the pool,
You stalk some guy to and Ivy-League school?
That's the weirdest reason I have...
Elle: Oh, why'd you come?
Emmet: Okay.
I grew up in the Rocksberry slums,
With my mom, and a series of bums
Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail.
I got through law school by busting my ass.
Worked two jobs in addition to class,
So forgive me for not weeping at your tale.
Elle: Well excuse me, just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder.
Emmet: You know what?
You're right.
There's a chip on my shoulder,
And it's big as a boulder.
With the chance I've been given,
I'm gonna be driven as hell.
I'm so close I can taste it,
So I'm not gonna waste it!
Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder,
You might wanna get one as well.
Elle:I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative.
Wait!
Two jobs, plus law school?
Emmet: I haven't slept since 1992.
Elle: Seriously,
How do you do it?
Emmet: Well, I don't go to parties alot,
Not good use of the time that I've got.
Can't spend hours doing my hair, and staying in shape.
Elle: I don't spend hours!
Emmet: But, I know that it'll all be worthwhile,
When I win my first lucrative trial,
And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape.
Elle: Oh, that's so sweet!
Emmet: No, that's the chip on my shoulder,
I hugged my mom and told her,
With the chance I've been given,
I'm gonna be driven as hell.
Though, I can't take the day off,
I just think of the pay off.
You need a chip on your shoulder,
Little Miss Woods comma Elle!
Elle: I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious!
Emmet: What you need is to get to work!
Where are your law books?
Elle: Umm...
Well, I know they're here somewhere.
Emmet: You know, this vanity's real picturesque,
But it started it's life as a desk.
Clear it off and find some room for books instead.
Elle: What are you doing?
Emmet: Can you live without this?
Can you live without that?
I don't know what this is...
Elle: It's for hair!
Emmet: Wear a hat!
Spend some time improving what's inside your head!
Out, Out!
Put it in storage,
Sell it on ebay,
Leave it behind!
Out, out!
What?
Are you angry?
Good, so get angry!
You may find the chip on your shoulder.
Elle: UGH!!
Emmet: The room just got colder.
Elle:HEY!
Emmet:But with the chance you've been given,
Why are you not driven as hell?
There's just no way around it,
You gotta plow through till you've...
Elle:Found it!!
Emmet:Been reading it hard, I can tell.

Emmet: Well, I predict you will probably pass..
Elle: Yes!
Emmet:In the bottom percent of your class...
Elle:What?
Emmet: If you're going for mediocre, you've done great!
Elle: That's not fair!
Emmet: Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you.
We can't win if we don't follow through!
Might I venture, your vacation plans can wait?
Elle: Why do you always have to be right?

Emmet:(Sung)
Um... Elle?
I don't know if you've noticed before,
But each time Warner wa

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