MARGOT: Dear Elle, He's a lucky guy I'm, like, gonna cry I got tears coming out of my nose Mad props! He's the campus catch You're a perfect match Cause you both have such great taste in clothes Of course he will propose
SERENA: Dear Elle, Honey mazel tov future's taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me
PILAR: Four carats A princess cut Are you psyched or what?! I just wish i could be there to see
ALL THREE GIRLS: When he gets down on one knee
ALL GIRLS: omigod omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies omigod, you guys
omigod, this is happening Our own homecoming queen and king Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size omigod, you guys
omigod!
PILAR: Okay, Everybody signed, good Now fall in line And we'll start the engagement parade
SERENA: Light candles in single file Dont forget to smile Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid (Spoken: Sorry!) Now prepare to serenade.
omigod omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
(Spoken) SH!
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi...
(Spoken)SHH!
omigod, you...
SERENA: (Spoken)GUYS, I'M SERIOUS!
FRAT GIRL: Elle and Warner were meant to be
FRAT GIRL #2: Not once has he ever hit on me
KATE: (Spoken) SHUT-UP!
MARGOT: There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies omigod
ALL GIRLS: Two! Three! Four! Daughter of Delta-Nu Soon to be fiance Now that a man chose you Your life begins today Make him a happy home Waste not his hard earned wage And so he does not roam Strive not to look your age Still in your hour of need Let it be understood No man could supersede, Our sacred bond of sisterhood
omigod omigod, you gu-
SPOKEN: "Guy, she's not here."
"Bruiser, where is Elle?" (Bark) "She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?" (Bark) "She's totally freaking out?" (Bark) "She's trapped in the old valley mill?" (Bark) "Oh whoops sorry, the Old Valley Mall?!"
omigod, dress emergency! SERENA: Don't take the freeway!
FRAT GIRL: Hey, wait for me! No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize! omigod, you guys!
omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod
ELLE: (Spoken) It's almost there but... (Sung) This dress needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it can't come right out and say bride Cant look like I'm desperate or Like I'm waiting for it I gotta leave Warner his pride So bride is more implied
omigod omigod, you guys All this week I've had butterflies Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes omigod you guys
So help me dress for my fairytale Cant wear something I bought on sale
SERENA: Love is , like, forever. This is no time to economize omigod, you guys
SALE WOMAN: (Spoken) Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a blonde.
ELLE: (Spoken)Right! With a half lip stitch on china silk?
SALE WOMAN: (Spoken) Uh-huh.
ELLE: (Spoken) But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stich on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue
FRAT GIRLS: (whisper) omigod omigod, you guys
ELLE: (Spoken) I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price
FRAT GIRLS: Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies
ELLE: (Spoken) It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde! (Sung) I ma