Legally Blonde The Musical - Whipped Into Shape | Текст песни

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Brooke:
(Spoken)
Hi, I m Brooke Wyndham and welcome back to the Wyndham Workout Disc Two Challenge and our daily commitment to being the best
that we can be!

Fit People/Company:
(Spoken)
Yeah!

Brooke:
(Sung)
So grab your CardioWhip 5000 Cause if
you want to get ripped...
You ve gotta get whipped!
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now;
My workout s not for you.
I m talkin to the woman who wants it all:
Gotta pay for what you get.
Cause Size 2 clothes
Don t come to those
Too lazy to sweat!

Brooke & Fit People:
(Sung)
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump say how high?
You know you re doin it right
When you start to cry!
If you don t look like you should,
You got to
Whip it! Whip it!
Whip it good!
I m sorry, ladies, no escape
Til you re whipped into shape!

Brooke:
(Spoken)
Come on Sabrina, you heifer, work it out!

Fit People & Company:
(Sung)
Whipped into shape!

Sabrina:
(Sung/Spoken)
I hate you Brooke, and I love you for it!

Brooke & Fit People:
(Sung)
Whipped into sh--

Elle:
(Spoken)
Hey, why d you pause it?

Callahan:
(Spoken)
We have a lot to cover.
(Sung)
Meet our brand new client, Brooke.
You can laugh, but she s made tons
Off her DVDs and book:
Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns.
Happily married, so she swears,
To her sixty-year-old stud
Til stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brooke took a plea,
I d have her out in three to four,
but she claims she did not kill him

Warner:
(Spoken)
Did she?

Callahan:
(Spoken)
Let s watch some more

Brooke:
(Sung)
But It s more than just a workout,
It s a defensive weapon too:
Simply wrap it round your
assailant s neck
Then pull til he turns blue!
You can also use the patented
handle grip
To shatter your attacker s spine
And all for three small payments of

Brooke & Fit People:
(Sung)
Nineteen ninety-nine!
You ll have him
Whipped into shape!
When you get grief from a guy,
Just work him over with this
Til he starts to cry!
If he don t act like he should,
You got to
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
It gets you out of any scrape,
And gets you
Whipped into shape!

Brooke:
(Spoken)
Come on, people!

Brooke & Fit People:
(Sung)
Whipped into shape!

Brooke:
(Sung/Spoken)
What does not kill us makes us hotter!
Wh--

Callahan:
(Spoken)
Hands, who thinks she s guilty?
(Sung)
Okay now,
Here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me.
I m her only chance to win,
But I don t speak MTV.
Though Brooke won t help her own defense,
She may listen to her peers.
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears.

Elle:
(Spoken)
I m a delta...

Callahan:
Not now.
I want her whipped into shape.
If there s a brain in that hair,
Tell it that I am the key:
It s a plea
Or the chair.
See, When I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor alibi.
To quote from our defendant s tape:
I want her whipped into shape !
To the jail!

Brooke:
(Spoken)
Ladies, just because we re in the Boston
women s Correctional Facility does not mean
we can t become the best we can be.
Here we go! Circle! Circle! Under! Over!Through, Around. Again! Good!
Circle! Circle! Under! Over! Through, Around.
Alright ladies, we can t break out of here but we
sure can break a sweat!
Left, right! Left, right! Good!

Brooke & Inmates:
(Spoken/Shouted)
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right&#

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